4:30 pm: What's this? Oh, you guys sell wheat grass shots? I heard they're really great. You know, like shooting vegetables straight into your veins. Yeah, what the hell, I want one!
4:34 pm: Wow. This thing is really green. Like, really green. I wonder what it smells like....ok, sniffing is a bad idea. Whatever, it can't be worse than a shot of plastic-bottle vodka, right? Be a man!! Bottoms up!!
4:35 pm: OMG. That was so not that bad at all. It tasted like grass. Big deal. I used to pluck grass out of the ground and eat it when I was a kid. What, that's weird? Eff you then.
4:45 pm: Hmm. Not feeling anything yet. I thought I was supposed to feel like Wonder Woman...? Oh well. Maybe it'll kick in by the time I get to Chick-Fil-A.
4:50 pm: My stomach doesn't feel so great. No big. I'm just hungry.
4:55 pm: OHMYGOD, what is wrong with me?? Have I been poisoned?? Holy shit, this line better move faster or this five year old is getting puked on.
5:00 pm: Ok, made it to the parking lot. We're on the right track. Deep breath in...deep breath out...I'm fine...I'm...
5:05 pm: Huh. Why is it coming up brown and not green...?
Lesson learned. Don't do it. I don't care what the hippies say. Soooooooo not worth it.
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