Ohmygod. I just had the best idea ever.
Just a while ago, I was thinking about men. Specifically, I was thinking about how some of them can be selfish creatures who can't fathom anything other than getting their way. In every situation.
To my ladies out there: haven't you noticed how insanely widespread the double standard is? It isn't just about sex. Almost any situation has a double standard. Men treat you with disrespect and call you "stupid" if you don't have career goals; at the same time, you are never allowed to outshine them in the working world. They distance themselves from you when you are sad and complain if you want to talk about how you feel, but expect you to baby them and tend to their physical and emotional needs.
On top of it all, they want to have their cake and eat it too. Too many men these days think it's perfectly alright to keep a good girl at home and have their freaks on the side. They expect loyalty from you and can't give it back. Men do evil, awful shit all the time.
It's time to get even, ladies.
So, here's my idea. Let's say you've got a guy you've been with for a long time. You think everything's going wonderfully, and you're on the track to your dream wedding, babies, etc. Then, one day, your world comes crashing down on you. You find out he's been boning some girl from the office; you know, the anorexic blonde with plastic boobs. You're crushed, and you're trying to find a way to put your thoughts together and confront him when he surprises you. He gets down on one knee and asks you, the girl who has always been so wonderful and loyal to him, to be his wife.
How ironic. He's been doing the nasty with some slut and realized how great it is that he's got a good girl at home.
Now, you're probably thinking that any girl in her right mind should slap him and say NO. However, I've got a better plan. Bottle up your rage, fake a huge smile, and give him a great big YES!! Let him slip that huge rock on your finger. Wait a week or so, then write a nice little note to him detailing all the reasons you can't marry him (including the fact that you know about his little whore). Leave it someplace he'll find it, and make sure you're long gone by the time he sees it.
He'll be in a frenzy. Chances are, he'll be calling you off the hook trying to explain himself (why do they always think they can get away with shit by making up excuses??). Eventually, when he finally realizes you're gone for good, he'll probably ask for that insanely expensive ring back.
That's when you send him an email containing all the crazy pictures you took from your nice little weekend getaway with the girls in Vegas...financed by his fancy little engagement ring.
Burn.
:)
I don't know why I'm so evil. I really don't. This has nothing to do with my own life...I've got the most amazing man in the world. I guess I'm just sick and tired of seeing other girls get treated like crap. It's time to put your foot down, ladies. Men do shady shit to you all the time and laugh about it with their friends. I'm just offering you a way to do the same.
Don't you think you deserve it?
I do.
Besos! <3
No comments:
Post a Comment