Ohhh, ladies.

This post is dedicated to all the lovely ladies out there.

Who am I kidding? The vast majority of you are freaking skanks these days. Seriously, so many women wonder why we are still treated like shit even though it's been forever since the whole sexual revolution thing started. Well take a look in your mirrors, girls; the answer is staring you in the face.

The problem is that you are all letting yourselves be treated like crap time and time again. Men are difficult creatures to handle, and you're royally screwing it all up. You're going out and acting like a little whore because it seems like the whores are the ones who actually get the guy at the end of the night.

Well, you're right. They do get the guy at the end of the night. They also get booted out of his bed in the morning and counted as a notch on his increasingly hacked-up bedpost. Is that what you really want?

Ladies, please. Stop making us look bad. Afraid he's gonna ignore you if you don't put out? Fine. Let him ignore you. The right guy will wait as long as you want him to. Hell, even if you don't want a relationship right this minute, it's still not a fabulous idea to go out every night and rack up those numbers (if you get my drift). The double standard is unfair, but that doesn't change the fact that it exists, and guys are less likely to even want to associate with you the higher your "magic number" gets.

Now, let's switch gears and talk about those of you who are fortunate enough to be in a relationship. Too many times I hear about couples where the guy is basically a complete asshole and the girl just lets it happen. You let him run around shitfaced with his frat brothers every single night, and you don't make it an issue when you don't hear from him for a few days. You saw him make out with that slutty freshman at a party, but you let it slide because it's college and you don't want to push him away by being to big of a bitch.

Holy shit, girl. Grow some balls. LEAVE HIM. He sucks, and you're better than that. He's out all night and doesn't call you? Change your number and dump any shit of his you have outside his door. Catch him cheating? Make sure he never even gets to set his eyes on your pretty face again. Repeat after me: HE'S. NOT. WORTH IT.

And for those of you who constantly say shit like "I don't believe in marriage" or "I never want kids" to try to make yourself seem more exciting to guys? Puh-lease. Look up your skirt. Do you have a vagina? Then yes, you do want to get married and you do want babies. You're hardwired for it. Besides, if he's a good guy and is a good fit in your life, he's eventually gonna want you to be his wife and have his babies.

Otherwise, he sucks. Get rid of him like last season's stilettos.

I know this is a hideously long rant, but there's a point to it. Just be a good girl, and be true to yourself. No one is perfect and we all make mistakes, but always stay true to yourself and keep your own interests in mind. Don't compromise your desires and your principles for any man, because you can bet your ass he will never do the same for you.

I'm not just some crazy girl going off on a tangent, either. I speak from experience. I have compromised my own desires in life and gotten absolutely nowhere, but I learned from it. Now, I have the world's most wonderful boyfriend who loves me for who I am. He genuinely wants to be with me and wouldn't do anything to jeopardize what we have, and I feel exactly the same for him. Others might have thought me to be an opinionated bitch in the past, but he loves me NOT DESPITE my crazyness, but FOR it.

And, by the way, Friday is our anniversary. <3

So, get it together ya skanks. Or become a cat lady when you're old and no one wants to "tap that" anymore. Your choice.

Kisses!

<3