Put a shirt on.

When you come to the gym, you're bound to see a variety of different fashion statements. You've got the meatheads in their sleeveless shirts that let their nipples pop out (weird), girls in shorts so small you're almost able to glimpse a crotch shot, and...oh yeah. The girls wearing sports bras.

Ladies...wearing nothing but a sports bra to the gym is simply not a good idea. You're going to piss people off no matter what. First of all, most of you should not be letting all that torso hang out. It's not that you're fat or anything (well, some of you probably are), but when you're wearing pretty much nothing, we can see every flaw. Don't think we don't notice your muffin top. Even if it's small, it's still a muffin top. PUT YO' SHIRT BACK ON!

And then there's those of you who have those perfect, rock-hard abs and barely any body fat. I get it; you wanna flaunt what you've got. Honestly, though, you kinda look like a stuck-up bitch. People are coming to the gym to better themselves, and as a gym employee, I hate watching people like you scare off the newbies. Plus, most of you who can justify wearing nothing but a sports bra really don't have the sweetest personalities. Face it, you're a bitch. That's why no one wants to run on the treadmill next to you, you social pariah. Put your shirt back on and shove your bitchy attitude back up your ass where you found it.

Ok, let's say none of this really applies to you. You look great in your little sports bra, and you're a sweetheart on top of it. Awesome. Good for you. But you still look like a slut. No one's checking out your abs and admiring your dedication to physical fitness. Those guys over in the "man area" are just trying to picture what you look like naked. Also, they're probably assuming it's pretty easy to get you in bed, since you're already halfway to Nudie-ville.

Let's sum this up, because I have shit to do. Wear a shirt to the gym, whether you weigh 80 pounds or 380.

Slut.

:)

Muah!