Ugh.

Welcome to the worst day of my life.

Actually, welcome to the worst week of my life.

First, my laptop's hard drive shits out, racking up a $200 bill (which, despite being paid for by my wonderful parents, is still annoying). Then, a check-up of my car reveals problems possibly costing up to $3000 to repair. And, of course, the cherry on top...well, I don't really want to go into that topic directly.

Let me put it this way.

Ladies, why is it that you all seem to be attracted to men who are already spoken for? I understand that a man who can commit to one woman is far better than one who feels the need to put his hand into every cookie jar (which is basically all of them). But really, what's the point of flirting with and trying to snag the one who already has a long-term girlfriend??

I'll break it down for those of you who are too stupid to understand (presumably because your brain has been scrambled by too much random sex with random weirdos). If you are actively pursuing a guy who is already committed and he is taking the bait, he is NO LONGER allowed into the category of men who are capable of monogamy. At the point where he starts flirting back or, worse, starts frequenting your bed instead of his girlfriend's bed, he is exactly the same as the rest of the scum out there.

Besides, what are you gonna do with him once you have him? Let's say he takes the bait, flirts/tumbles around with you, and even decides to let you replace his poor, deceived girlfriend. WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA DO RIGHT BACK TO YOU, YOU DUMB WHORE?????? Once a cheater, always a cheater. If he's capable of doing it to one girl, HE'S CAPABLE OF DOING IT TO YOU, TOO.

You are not the exception. You are the rule.

Even if he didn't diddle you while he was still with his girl, isn't he kinda fickle for turning his back on her to flirt with you? Is that the kind of boyfriend you want?

Ugh. Once again, I find myself saying GET IT TOGETHER LADIES!! If he's got a girl, leave him the hell alone!! He's someone else's Prince Charming, not yours; in fact, it's kinda sad that you're so insecure that you're too scared to try to snag a single one instead.

Anyway, I'm lucky I have a man who only has eyes for me...even though he has ample opportunity to stray. He is true to me even when he has some desperate little thing flinging herself on him in a way that only she would think is subtle.

*Sigh*

If you can't tell by now, my loves, this rant wasn't about you.

Thanks for listening anyway.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO.