You all suck.

Someone recently told me that my blog might be offensive to others and that I should "seriously think" about what I'm doing.

So, I've thought about it for a whole week. And my decision? Screw it. If ya don't like it, don't read it. You don't get anywhere in life without stepping on some toes, so I will continue to stomp them in my 5 inch heels.

Anyway. Back to the issue at hand.

What the hell is up with all of you lazy people not coming to the gym anymore? It seems like every time I walk in there's just a general hush around the building. The lines for classes aren't as long, the weight rooms aren't crowded with sweaty steroid freaks, and I can actually hop on one of the good treadmills without having to wait.

It's really pathetic, people.

What's worse is that the numbers in our spin classes have been dropping off. The classes that people used to have to fight to get into now have tons of extra bikes.

WHY??

I understand that everyone has a lot going on with school right now, but come on. Is it that hard to put the homework down for a second and hop over to the gym for a class? Your body could definitely use some stress relief, and my classes do just that. I'll get you sweating for a mere 40 minutes and send your happy, re-energized ass back to the books.

Also, while you're buried in homework, you're probably snacking on junk food to keep yourself going. Keep that up and you'll probably gain back the ten pounds I helped you lose over the past month or so.

Come on, people. Get it together. Tuesday at 5:30, Thursday at 4. Don't make me go out and recruit new regulars, because I will in a heartbeat.